Eddie Pepitone - The Dojo of Comedy

EDDIE PEPITONE IS A WALKING EARTHQUAKE. Rant king. Chaos conductor. Dark comedy Buddha. One minute he’s screaming about the apocalypse, the next he’s whispering self-loathing affirmations like a cracked-out Eckhart Tolle. He’s part blue-collar philosopher, part human Molotov cocktail—and when he hits that stage, nobody’s safe. Known for explosive sets that bounce between societal collapse and personal unraveling, Eddie turns existential dread into punchlines that punch back. If George Carlin had a panic attack in a Trader Joe’s, it would sound like this. You've seen him on Conan, Always Sunny, Bob’s Burgers, Chappelle’s Show, and more—but live? He’s a category 5 storm with a microphone. Come unhinge with the Bitter Buddha. Show Details: 21+ only 2-item minimum in showroom (yes, that includes snacks) Doors open 1 hour before showtime NO recording. NO backpacks. Large bags get searched. Small attitudes get roasted. Free parking, because they love you.